“Suit porn” is, apparently, still a thing? I’ve never been able to get into it (just take off your clothes!), but I guess a lot of you like it. Do people even wear suits to work anymore though? Do people even have jobs to wear suits at?
And, in the era of #OccupyWallStreet, aren’t these the people we’re supposed to be against—the “executives”? How in good conscience are we–the 99%–supposed to jerk off to these corporate (dick)pigs without feeling guilty? These capitalist cocksuckers are a filthy reminder of corporate greed, but then again they are sucking each other’s cocks, so maybe they’re cool? Can gay porn that reminds you of rising income inequality still get a “rise” out of you??
Also, Robert Van Damme is still making porn?!
[Lucas Entertainment: Robert Van Damme Fucks Logan Stevens]