Ron Jeremy's Penis Joins Twitter

With a service policy like McDonald’s — “over 1 billion served,” Ron boasts — it’s only fitting that “Ron’s monster” should have its own blog and now its own Twitter feed.

As stated in the About Me section: “A graduate of both AMDA and the Actors’ Studio, Ron Jeremy’s Dick has been performing classic and contemporary theatre for over 30 years… Ron Jeremy’s Dick resides in Hollywood, California with his hair and two balls.”

The twitter bits are mildly amusing, but it’s the pictures, of course, that speak a thousand characters. Below, Ron’s penis lounges, gets some work done over morning coffee and chills with the family pet.