- Rosie gripes about how she wants to talk shit about Larry King but Kathy won’t let her;
- Rosie invites gay American Idol castoff Danny Noriega to
perform on one of her “R Family Vacation” GLBT cruises alongside Cyndi
Lauper and Sharon Gless (feel the boner?); - Rosie plugs her book, discusses airbrushing, describes her
rosacea, and continues to make sure you know she’s the ugliest person
alive, in case you forgot; - Rosie pretends not to know anything about fashion and purposefully
mispronounces “Dolce & Gabbana” kind of like in that scene from The Devil Wears Prada, only differently, so you might think she came up with it; - Rosie attempts some hyperbolic humor and nobody laughs;
- Rosie talks about a port-o-potty she took photos of for her blog (ew!);
- Kathy discusses her rift with Barbara Walters, Rosie claims Kathy
stole a joke from her, Kathy retaliates about how actually she didn’t
because it was public knowledge and nobody watches Rosie’s stand-up,
and then Rosie counters with a half-hearted compliment proving that
even lesbians grow up to be jealous Mean Girls; - Two comics sit side by side and wait for their turn to speak and
barely conceal their total discomfort in sharing a screen while Kathy
thinks to herself “the things I do for ratings…”
It’s okay Kathy, we’d watch you even if you weren’t exploiting Rosie’s “controversial personality” for interesting TV, and you get bonus points for trying to social climb your way to Madonna. The videos:
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