While rugbying for the Queensland Cowboys — that’s right, the Queensland Cowboys — Hopawate would often demonstrate his competitive ethos. As he puts it in the video below, “Winning is winning.” When opponents would go for the ball, he would go for their prostrate. We’d never been turned on by the thought of dental dams before, but we’re warming to the idea after multiple viewings of Hopawate shoving his index finger into the thin spandex short shorts that barely covered his opponents’ dirty asterisks. We’re turned on, too, by the thought of Hopawate playing entire games without washing his swamp-ass hands. In fact, Hopawate makes the naked Rugby Players of Dieux du Stade look the cast of High School Musical.
Here’s the video. If you choose not to watch it, well then maybe you don’t deserve to see it.
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