NOTE: You can vote for as many trannies as you like at once, but you can only vote for each once per day.
we’re sure Tyra would concur, this young tranny from San
Francisco takes a good goddamn photo. Also, we’ve seen her live and she
does as good a BeyoncÃ© number as she does as a Supreme or as a German whore in “Cabaret.” And we’re also pretty sure that if she gets on the show, her
stylist and costumer in this game would be talented SF designer Mr.
David. Vote for her now.
First of all, full disclosure, she works in the porn industry for talent scout and power agent, Howard Andrew. Second of all, she did not subject us to a video of herself lip syncing to “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” or “Alone” (two of the very few sanctioned song choices the queens were permitted to use in uploading lip-sync videos–must have been a rights issue). And lastly, she made the amusing video below of herself explaining the breast-tacular virtues of being a heavy man in a dress. Vote for her now, and again tomorrow, and Friday.
She’s like part Bette Davis, part Lucille Ball, and part Amy Poehler. Because she has no videos we have no idea how she sounds, or lip-syncs, but she’s fun to look at! And she can represent for Mexican trannies! (At least, she grew up in Mexico… it’s kind of unclear.) Vote for her now.
Another SF tranny who won’t be ignored, and who’s already been crowned Miss Trannyshack in 2006. She made what is easily the best uploaded video of the bunch, which we previously posted, and she would definitely bring some much needed edge and originality to the show if she were cast. Vote for Raya now.
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.