“I just hope I can put this whole unfortunate episode behind me and get on with my life…I’ve made some big mistakes and let myself and others down, but I’m always amazed at how many people remember me and wish me well. My gay fans, in particular, are an amazing source of support and I really appreciate their thoughts and prayers.”
Ryan Idol, in what Queerty is saying is a written statement released today. Of course, being that this is Queerty, they don’t link to anything or say where the statement was published, so it could be months or even years old.
1. Do fans, not to mention gay fans, of Ryan Idol exist? I challenge Ryan Idol’s gay fans to come out. Come forward and identify yourself, in the comments below!
2. If attempted murder is an “unfortunate episode,” what would Ryan Idol call actual murder?
3. If you are a gay fan of Ryan Idol, are you “praying” for him? What would God say in response to a prayer for a gay-for-pay porn star who tried to murder his girlfriend by bashing her over the head with a toilet tank lid?
Back to Queerty. They conclude their article with yet another classic Queerty error:
We’ll admit we have thought of you, Ryan Idol. But prayers? Not so much. Just be glad you’re not featured in Chi Chi LaRue’s “epic” Criminal Cocks.
I’m praying for Queerty.