His wife, Scarlett JoHandjob, was elsewhere campaigning for Obama. By the way, the “Fox” on RyRy’s shirt refers not to his face and body, but rather to Michael J. Fox’s charity for those afflicted with Parkinson’s. Reynolds, whose father suffers from Parkinsons, was running to raise money for Fox’s charity, and also, we presume, to encourage masturbation. Below, shots of Ryan running, and a bonus picture that includes not just one but two of his nipples! And also guyliner.
UPDATE: Well hello, lawyer letter from Playgirl. In other news, Playgirl can afford a lawyer? Images removed.
The Homosexual Recruiter Association celebrates another success today now that former Menudo boy bander Angelo Garcia has done the yep-i'm-gay thing. And to celebrate, he's posing nude.