What’s more, they claim that in being forced to participate in the parade for PR reasons, they were also forced to endorse political causes with which they don’t necessarily agree–namely, the civil rights of homos and gay marriage. They are seeking $3 million in damages.
While we think these guys are total assholes who should quit their whining and move someplace like Utah or Mississippi where the gays know their place, we have to admit that their are some years when we also feel like we deserve a few million dollars for the indignities we must suffer during Pride season among our fellow fags.
But c’mon, dudes. They just wanted to see you whip out your hoses!
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Show me an anti-gay activist and I'll show you someone who likes to fuck male hookers. Unzipped has tracked down the rabid homophobe George Reker's hooker. Is it a coincidence that the muscle twink sort of looks like Jesus?
Here's a contender for Gay Hooker Murderer Coverboy of the Year. 16-year-old Daniel Kovarbasich is accused of stabbing a 55-year-old married man to death. Evidence will include a dented pickle jar and gay porn. Also 50 stab wounds.
Darren Chiacchia, an equestrian who won an Olympic bronze medal in Athens, failed to have the "I just tested positive for HIV" talk with his boyfriend, so his boyfriend went to the police.
Dogs are not man's best friend if that man is a drugfucked circuit party homowhore who lives in Australia.