It certainly won’t hurt that the CA Supreme Court’s decision, which essentially legalized gay marriage, will be taking effect about ten days prior to Gay Pride weekend in San Francisco. Let this be a heads up to all local tuxedo shops and tailors: You will soon be fitting a whole lot of jackets on a whole lot of butch lesbians from out of town. Also, business idea for you aspiring entrepreneurs out there: cake toppers that show not two men in suits, or two men in dresses, but two lesbians suits. Think about it. You’re welcome.
In semi-related news, Sascha Baron-Cohen, in character as big gay Bruno for his upcoming movie, tried accosting the Governator over the weekend to get an interview about the gay marriage thing. More on that at JustJared.
Below: "The Long Stroke," the cable news spoof, the candid photos, your new favorite euphemism and the great Christian retreat.
Show me an anti-gay activist and I'll show you someone who likes to fuck male hookers. Unzipped has tracked down the rabid homophobe George Reker's hooker. Is it a coincidence that the muscle twink sort of looks like Jesus?
Here's a contender for Gay Hooker Murderer Coverboy of the Year. 16-year-old Daniel Kovarbasich is accused of stabbing a 55-year-old married man to death. Evidence will include a dented pickle jar and gay porn. Also 50 stab wounds.
Darren Chiacchia, an equestrian who won an Olympic bronze medal in Athens, failed to have the "I just tested positive for HIV" talk with his boyfriend, so his boyfriend went to the police.
Dogs are not man's best friend if that man is a drugfucked circuit party homowhore who lives in Australia.