Sarah Palin Backs Federal Fag Marriage Ban

Saying essentially that she would support an amendment to the U.S. Constitution outlawing same-sex marriage, something that McCain has previously said is “antithetical in every way to the core philosophy of Republicans,” Palin went on to describe how she’d like drop a few nukes on Russia “to keep ’em in line” and appoint a special needs child as ambassador to the U.N.*

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