We don’t want to keep tooting our own horn — mostly since our horn is sore and crusty — but our very own Candi Gurl at Folsom is going to be hard to top.
Last week the touristy New York drag caberet Lucky Cheng’s threw a Palin-themed bash. Here’s the hostess. We’re digging the glam-baby, but the hair’s a *bit* tall and where are the bangs?
Look! Sarah meets Elvira. The suckling is a nice touch. And extra points for prescience — this photo was uploaded to Flickr only four days after McCain unveiled Palin as his running mate.
In this shot, Cindy McCain and Sarah are caught mid-conversation. We kind of want take the dude on the left into a bathroom and whip out the make-up remover. Then his penis.
This clip of Lily Armani performing Palin is about as entertaining as a commercial for a used car dealership.
What’s up with the headband? And face?
Sarah Palin makes an oddly convincing muscle queen.
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.