And all you have to do is spend six hours a day dangling a two pound weight from your dick for six months! The Italian study, published in this month’s reputable British Journal of Urology, found 21 “highly motivated patients,” gave them the frightening device and put them to work. The 16 men who completed the study were able to extend their dick length by a third, flaccid as well as erect.
So a 7″ dick would become a 9.3 inch dick. That means that on Craigslist you’d be over 11 inches! So get going, you ddf/masc stud. Just keep in mind that girth is not affected, and that several patients had to drop out of the study due to “pain and penile bruising.”
For their part, the doctors are psyched. “If these results are confirmed by further research,” researchers say, “we propose that the device should be used as a first-line treatment option for men seeking a penile lengthening procedure.”
Penis contraption ‘extends manhood by a third’ (Telegraph)
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