Scientists To Pregnant Women: ‘Suck Lots of Cock’

The point is that cum is magic. You already know that it’s better stowed in the mouth than in the ass, and now scientists have declared that swallowing tonsil batter wil help certain threatened fetuses survive.

Some Nordic researchers found that a molecule in semen called HLA can deliver vital proteins to fetuses threatened by a fatal medical condition called preeclampsia. They conclude that “oral sex nd swallowing sperm might have a protecetive effect” from the deadly condition.

This study was published last decade — literally, in 2000 — but it does offer some timely and much-need good news for women, who just learned their g-spots don’t exist.

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