Hey, Raging Stallion writers! If you guys ever decide to make a sequel to that trucker fucker film Truck Loads, we think we may have just discovered the perfect plotline that y’all can use for it.
It’s being reported that on Wednesday, a semi-truck on the outskirts of Oklahoma City encountered a collision with another vehicle that caused it to flip and unload “hundreds of boxes of dildos and lubricant scattered across the freeway.”
Oklahoma City Police Department confirmed that the accident, which caused no injuries, led to “toys” being spilled on the road although they did not specify which exact toys were creating the mess. (Maybe sex toy fans Andre Donovan and Luke Truong can volunteer to help these boys out in identifying the exact objects. They seem to know their way around a toy.)
Video from this wreck can be seen in a report from CBS Oklahoma City affiliate KWTV. In addition to that footage, this local news clip also gives us some potential porn-ready lines for Raging Stallion’s hypothetical Truck Loads sequel with remarks about how the truck “overturned and lost its load here” and that this accident is “going to take a while to clean up.” Take a look at the full report below:
That explains why all sites had run out of Chad Hunt dildos. Amazon has them at extremely high exorbitant pricing.