Seven Cucumber Pornos You Should Watch Right Now
Fucking yourself with a dildo? That’s so boring and stale. Fucking yourself with a hearty cucumber from the local farmer’s market? That’s fresh, of the moment, and something we need to celebrate!
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15 Outdoor Fuck Videos You Should Watch To Celebrate Earth Day
We don’t know about you, but we’re really fuckin’ horny for Earth Day. Yes, we love being eco-conscious and saving the planet, but what really gets us going is taking the opportunity to nut over some porn that’s filmed in the great outdoors!
The Most Outrageous & Over-The-Top Men.com Scenes Of The Year
If there’s one studio that’s going to deliver absolutely batshit, over-the-top, and ridiculous scenes, it’s Men.com. You can always count on them for the most outrageous plot points, storylines, and bareback situations and this year was definitely no exception!
Thanks, I Hate It: Cucumber In Ass Edition
I didn’t want a cucumber in someone’s ass to be one of the very first things I saw this morning, but here we are! Life isn’t fair and I guess that means I’m going to be forced to watch vegetable fuckers for the rest of my life.
Ever Been Fucked Through a Window? (Ouch…What a Pane!)
What’s the most uncomfortable setting you’ve ever fucked in? Would you do it through a window? We’ve seen some strange looking positions this year, so why not continue the trend?
Studying Hard: Frat Bro Gets an ‘A’ in Gang Banging
A cute dude wanted to study for his psychology exam. But his frat bros would rather have him study anatomy as they takes turns railing his hole, sipping beer and talking dirty.
How to Shut Up a Whiny Bitch
Dudes are watching the fights, and any time there’s a knockout, they’re supposed to drink. Then this cunt thinks he can ask for some fucking wine? What the fuck is moscato, anyway?! Lord help this bitch…he’s gonna need it.