Pierce’s Stimulus Package, Dylan’s Hypnotic Balls, Brock Cock, Penis Painting, Spidey Sex
Our Social Circle Jerk returns with Brock Banks going deep, Dylan Hayes’ dancing balls, Pierce Paris’s economic solution, Spider Man getting Venom’s dick, the best paint ever, John Thomas studying hard, and more!



















Things that America’s Meatheart told Joy Behar last night: that “I haven’t ever seen a gay guy in Wasilla, I don’t think” and that homos “are people too,” apparently.
Below, a roundup of those porn stars who are taking a stand for the community they usually serve lying down.