In a Pinch? The DIY Glory Hole to the Rescue!
Is March the month of creative glory hole scenes? We just saw Finn Harding and Troye Dean come up with the best use of a bunk bed ever, and now we head the gym showers for some more improvisation.
Is March the month of creative glory hole scenes? We just saw Finn Harding and Troye Dean come up with the best use of a bunk bed ever, and now we head the gym showers for some more improvisation.
You may have noticed Troye Dean showing up in a lot of scenes lately…but not actually having sex. From that engagement party gone wrong with Dom King, to that brunch gone wrong with Drake Von, to that drive-thru gone wrong with Brogan (and that’s just for starters!), Troye has unfortunately been window dressing in a lot of Men.com scenes. But …
During the worst of the pandemic—where my lack of any sexual activity caused my horniness level to skyrocket—I seriously considered opting for the glory hole option. Whether true or not, some articles said they were a safer sex alternative.
If you’re the type of guy who likes to put their hard shaft into any and every open hole they can find, then listen up! It’s time to list off some of the best and holiest videos from the past 6 or so months.
We hope you’re ready to start tugging at your cock out while thinking of your hottest cousin, because we’re about to dive into a whole new round of Step-Sondays!
Happy Sunday! It’s the lord’s day and that means it’s time to look at some fucked up taboo porn that will send us and our hard cocks directly to hell.
Andy Cohen isn’t afraid to talk about glory holes. Fuck, he even dedicated a whole segment on his show to them!
Spit drips and cum flies in this anonymous oral encounter!
Tall and athletic Drew Dixon has the kind of hole that men line up to pay for.
Timarrie Baker didn’t know the Nob Hill Theatre was closing. He just wanted some mid-day relief. After one look at the size of the meat Timarrie was packing, Max Adonis couldn’t wait to get it inside his glory hole.
After using Tegan’s mouth like a drive up deposit window, Sergeant Miles is ready to keep on trucking.
What would you do when a mouth-wateringly gigantic cock pokes through the stall wall, begging for your mouth? Just take Dustin Holloway & Derek Maxum’s lead and start sucking.
Forgive me Father Kayden, it’s been decades since my last confession, and I can not stop looking at your magnificently beautiful, downright holy cock.
When Candice catches Richard in the act of getting blown in his favorite tearoom, hilarity ensues. Please enjoy this popular bit from the first season of ‘The Whitest Kids You Know.’
Our personal endorsement for President, the “Pope of Filth” John Waters, was honored at the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force Leadership Awards ceremony on Monday in New York City. “John is proud to have offended four generations,” Debbie Harry said, introducing him. Waters then took the stage and described his philosophy behind the democratic process and how it relates to cruising in bath houses. “Me in a towel, horny?” he imagined. “I couldn’t get laid. I get laid by making people laugh. And that’s what gay people should do: Use their wit and their humor as terrorism to win.”
Listen, we just simply love glory holes. Whether it’s through a fence, a hole in a bathroom stall, or just a slit in a shower curtain, we’re always down to see a guy shove his meat in a random gap for it to get serviced and that’s why for our latest post, we’re going to be taking a look at this …
In a scuzzy men’s room encounter, the voyeur takes advantage of fellow mechanic Devin Trez‘s horniness—sucking his monster cock before getting impaled atop the toilet.
Hulking Aaron Trainer is waiting at his local gloryhole hoping someone will stop by. He strokes his big cock patiently waiting until Bennett Anthony shows up and begins sucking his big dick.
Auto-tune has found its consummate application in this filthy rap song about gloryholes, dedicated to the Romantix Adult Bookstore in Gary, Indiana. That’s where Michael Jackson is from. Is this his second coming?
A federal government employee was arrested last week for property damage after he converted his Louisiana hotel suite into an anon gloryhole arcade. There’s a child’s sock involved.
On the homepage for the New York Times’ Arts section right now, just above an article about ballet, there’s a big animated gloryhole with a wagging, cock-hungry tongue.
The reason that God created Blogspot.com was to create a forum for a semen-addicted genius named Mr. Gloryhole Junkie to share his thoughts. Read some excerpts from your new favorite blog below.
Matt Siegel endured five weeks of PEP after an anonymous gloryhole buddy backed his bare ass up onto the Sword correspondent’s giggle stick without warning.
He was one of the breakout newcomers of 2022, and Troye Dean got himself into a lot of hi-jinks at Men.com—from his bunk bed gloryhole to his massage misadventure to his horny roommate situation (and remember when he topped Joey Mills in a tent?!). But it looks like Troye is now moving on to new adventures.
Believe it or not, I am a college graduate and since I graduated only a couple of years ago, I still have a pretty fresh memory of the entire graduation process. That being said, I can honestly say that I don’t remember the option to be completely naked under your graduation robe! In fact, I remember there being a specific …
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Muscle jock Kyle Connors and blue collar grunt Romeo Davis are a match made in anonymous restroom sex heaven!
Sometimes one finger isn’t enough for your hungry hole and it looks like today is one of those days for Drew Dixon!
Today marks the 21st topping scene for Sean Cody’s Jess, whose monster cock has plowed the holes of every top-billed bottom (and a few tops) on the site’s roster at this point. But he hadn’t yet had a crack at Tanner’s until now.
Tim & Roma went to Steamworks and hung out by the glory holes with two baby-faced employees to talk about slings and sucking dick.
The poem is called “The Platonic Blow” and is included in a new volume called The Best American Erotic Verse, and as New York Magazine puts it, it’s basically “like a Penthouse forum letter… with no women.” Auden (pictured, right, with lover Christopher Isherwood) apparently wrote it in 1948 and circulated it only among friends, but when an unauthorized publication occurred in 1965 he denied writing it. Auden was openly gay his entire life, traveling to Weimar Berlin in 1929 because it was the only place in Europe where one could be openly gay. But this poem was written in New York, on “a spring day… when the air/ Smelled like a locker room.” It’s about picking up a stranger on a stoop for an anonymous blowjob, and lest you believe that gay sex prior to the 1970s was always furtive and shameful and conducted in through a glory hole while wearing a tweed suit, this poem will prove otherwise.
With his latest video blog, our secret lover Jason Sechrest once again brings us all the decrepit glamour of Cojo’s diseased kidney. When the gossip-for-pay isn’t sending us stalkerish txts at happy hour or knocking at our hotel room door with a tiny baggie and a scat video, he’s sending us 3AM emails from his high-fellatin’ glory hole next to the Abbey dumpster. Our intrepid little nugget crawled out a few nights ago for the Cybersocket Awards and, in a drunken stupor, attempted to tongue kiss Chi Chi LaRue-who burped in his face. Thankfully, it’s all on film. We apologize in advance.
Is it a commercial, or is it a sex scene? You be the judge!
What is it with Malik Delgaty and Thanksgiving? Does the tryptophan from the turkey loosen him up and make his hole hungry? Whatever the reason, we don’t care! One year after the total top made his bottoming debut, he’s back for another round…with an even bigger dick!
By now, we’re sure you’ve all seen the music video for Troye Sivan’s long-teased single Rush. (If you haven’t, go ahead and watch the video below and take a look at some slowed-down gifs courtesy of the folks at Mr. Man.) The sex-fueled video is packed with loads of queer imagery, sweaty twinks, barely-there underwear, glory holes, hairy pits, naked men, …
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In the world of wacky Men.com shenanigans, this one is pretty silly: shooting range practice turns into some glory hole action with three hunky mil dudes, who are more interested in their love guns (but in the world of small favors, no women!).
NakedSword is at it again! Earlier today, “the Netflix of gay porn” dropped yet another NakedSword Top 10 list and for this latest ranking, NakedSword is showing off the biggest trends that its platform saw during the first quarter of 2023.