Jackie Beat Confirms Another ‘Scared Stiff’ Sequel & Reveals The Hilarious Title
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Jackie Beat’s ‘Don’t Tell Me You’re Gay’
The only drag queen who has ever made me laugh teams up with the fuckable L.A. nightlife kingpin Mario Diaz in this filthy music video about scarves and vagina.
Jackie Beat’s Corn Syrup Ad Spoofs
We at The Sword would like to make an official statement regarding our love for drag queen/comedienne Jackie Beat.
Another Jackie Beat Holiday Classic: “Do Some Blow”
We somehow missed this instant classic Jackie Beat number in our Sword Drag Holiday Classics roundup, but here it is, just for you, in its entirety.
Match the Drag Queen With Her Baby Pic
Who would have thought these babes would grow up to be lovely, er, ladies? Following the success of our porn star/baby pic match-up game, we bring you this, another Friday contest. Be the first to match the baby pictures with the fabulous trannies they became (including Rupaul, NY’s Hedda Lettuce; LA’s Jackie Beat; San Francisco’s Peaches Christ, Juanita MORE! and Heklina; as well as Chicago’s Honey West and superstar porn director Chi Chi LaRue), then email us.
First correct response gets a month of free porn. Babes and babies after the jump…
Watch NakedSword 20th Anniversary Party for Free!
You can now watch the star-studded NakedSword 20th Anniversary Party for FREE! Check out the festivities with celebrity guest stars and top industry talent as the streaming leader celebrates two decades on top!
Watch NakedSword’s Star-Studded 20th Anniversary Party Today!
The virtual 20th Anniversary Party on Sunday, December 6th is free on Weekends at NakedSword! Go behind the scenes with live special guests, and tune in for celebrity appearances!
‘Supermarket Sweep’ Just Featured An Award-Winning Gay Porn Screenwriter
When I’m not constantly watching gay porn for this blog, I’m usually doing one of two things – consuming mass amounts of random drag content or screaming at the contestants on some 1990 episodes of Supermarket Sweep who don’t know how to answer really simple questions. Well, imagine my surprise when I found out that all three of my main …
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Yes, This Is Probably The Best Halloween Porno Of All Time
We’re super excited and incredibly horny for Halloween 2020! In order to properly celebrate the big day, we’re taking a look at 13 of our favorite ooky spooky scenes and movies from past and present. So ready your Halloween candy and stiff cock as we look through some of our favorite Halloween-themed scenes from some of the industry’s top porn …
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Grabbys 2020: The Complete List of Winners (Updating Live)
The 2020 Grabby Awards are finally here! So grab some popcorn, grab a seat, and grab your dick! It’s time to figure out who is taking home the top honors at this year’s ceremony.
The 2020 Grabbys Are Moving Online And Happening Sooner Than You Think
The Grabbys have officially announced a new date for their 2020 award ceremony after canceling their original date. The event was supposed to be held on May 23, this upcoming Saturday, but was postponed shortly after shelter in place laws went into effect in mid-March.
Fuck The Coronavirus, The Grabbys Are Still Happening
The coronavirus is making a lot of events move their dates around, but the Grabbys remain unbothered. The award nominations just dropped and they’re reassuring fans that the award show is happening one way or another.
The Sword Wins Big! See All The 2020 Cybersocket Web Awards Winners
The 20th annual Cybersocket Web Awards have finally been announced! Voting ended all the way back in December, but it wasn’t until last night that we got to hear who y’all picked as your kings of the industry.
All The Winners From The 2020 Str8UpGayPorn Awards (Updating Live)
Oscar nominations are being announced tomorrow morning, but who gives a fuck about Taron Egerton possibly getting nominated when the best award show of the year is already happening?
Scared Stiff 2 Debuts With Killer Calvin Banks, Josh Moore & Dante Colle Threeway!
Calvin gets impaled by cock in the unforgettable debut of NakedSword Originals’ The Amityville Whore!
NakedSword Unleashes Scared Stiff 2: The Amityville Whore Preview Site!
The most anticipated feature of the year is almost here! Check out the trailer, contest and more!
Exclusive: NakedSword Preps Scared Stiff 2: Amityville Whore!
Move over, American Horror Story…there’s a new—and sexier—horror anthology that’s going to give you naughty nightmares as NakedSword preps Scared Stiff 2: Amityville Whore!
Winners Baby! Grabby Awards 2017
The Grabby’s, also known as Memorial Day Weekend, passed out the trophies last night. They gay glitterati was in all in attendance as Brent Corrigan was awarded the Lifetime Achievement Award.
Got Dick?
The cream will always rise. The question is, which one of these fuckers fucking got a rise out of you?
The Shocking Audacity Of Nope
“This was a white-lash against a changing country. It was a white-lash against a black president in part, and that’s the part where the pain comes.”~Van Jones. Pundits and porn stars agree.
When Porn Camp Is Haunted …
You’d Be “Scared Stiff”. New, original series. Flawless cast. Scorching Sex. Even RuPaul has been tweeting about this. Right this way for your sneak peek.
Artist and Gay-Burlesque Historian Scott Ewalt Talks Hustlers, Hustlaball, and the Early Days of The Cock
In the heart of New York’s Bowery, a few blocks from sinful early-20th century hotspots like The Slide and Minksy’s Burlesque theater, lives Scott Ewalt, a man who has been a witness, historian, archivist, collector and preservationist of the city’s famously sexual culture.
Boomer Banks Leaves Facebook Over ‘Real Name’ Policy; Samuel Colt Predicts Mass Exodus
While Sister Roma is holding strong and vowing to keep fighting Facebook over their “real name” policy, some porn stars are now getting targeted by the Fbook algorithm, or whatever it is that spawned the recent crackdown on people using stage names or drag names on their accounts.
“Gimme All Your Blood”
Jackie Beat is my God. And my Satan.
Chi Chi LaRue On Hosting The Grabbys: “The Shopping In Chicago Is Ridiculous”
I recently had the chance to sit down over email with the one and only Chi Chi LaRue for some girl-on-girl talk about this weekend’s pending insanity in Chicago. Namely, Chi Chi’s hosting duties at the Grabbys on Saturday night. What will she wear? What is her advice to all the nervous nominees and presenters? Here is everything she told …
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[NSFW] Penises And Their Owners At Folsom 2009
At San Francisco’s Folsom Street Festival, dirty people did dirty things, scrotums lolled in in mesh pouches and plastic cups spilled over with cocktails of dehydrated urine. Here are some pictures.
Tyra Banks Vs. Cynthia McFadden: The Parody
The fagtastic Sword correspondent Matt Siegel recreates a painful interview between two ridiculous women. Though to Tyra’s credit, it can’t be easy to sit through an interview when GLAAD’s crusty, fungal tongue is lodged up your asshole.
This Gay Weekend Around The Nation: May 29 – 31
Get your gay party hats on — and by that we mean condoms. It’s another big homosexual weekend around the nation, and the world.
Drag Queen A-Twitter Over Relationship With Daniel Radcliffe
Budding homosexualist Daniel Radcliffe — known to children and tweens as Harry Potter and known to gays as the grown-up child star who’s been known flash his cock on a Broadway stage — befriended a NYC drag queen named Our Lady J.
EXCLUSIVE: Drag Racer Tammie Brown Speaks to The Sword
OMG guys! We totally just did a live telephone interview with our favorite drag queen of 2009 Tammie Brown, who first won our hearts way back when we only knew her from a few photos for her Rupaul’s Drag Race audition profile.
Weekend Party Roundup: April 24-26
Please accept this, our humble offering of special parties and events happening this weekend in the three homo meccas we currently have time for, SF, NY and LA.
Talking Dirty With… NYC Drag Star Peppermint
NYC drag star Peppermint made her national television debut surprise-kissing straight Iraq War veteran Ryan on the mouth.
Lady Bunny Reacts to the Question ‘Is Drag Still Relevant’?
Earlier this week we noted a piece on Salon.com which both trashed Rupaul’s Drag Race and condemned modern drag to the grave of history alongside minstrel shows and Paul Lynde.
Judy Garland Sings “Til After the Holidays”
Excuse us while we gay it up just a smidge more for you this Friday morning…
Jonny McGovern’s “Dirty Gay Christmas”
Oh my stars, make the gay/tranny Christmas videos stop! Seriously, kids, it’s quite the windfall this year. The economy may be down the shitter and well on its way to the sewage plant, but by god it is a good day for dirty holiday YouTubery.
The Sword’s Selected Drag Queen Holiday Classics
By and large, trannies are obsessed with Christmas music. And if they aren’t dressing up in their sequined holiday best to shout-sing a rendition of “Silver Bells,” they’re making short films in honor of the holidays–like our idols John Roberts and Hedda Lettuce below.
SF’s Hot Boxxx Girls Get Makeover
Venerable San Francisco dive Aunt Charlie’s Lounge plays host each Friday and Saturday to the most genuine, old school, unironic, and (figuratively) punk rock drag show we’ve ever seen: The Hot Boxxx Girls.
Answer Key: Match the Drag Queen With Her Baby Pic
We have a winner! Congratulations to Dennis from Laguna Beach who successfully matched all ten of those wee little infant divas to the drag stars they became.
Anyway, for the curious, here’s the full answer key.