Lady Gaga Is Selling Chromatica Jock Straps Because Gay Rights
Last week, Lady Gaga dropped a shitload of merch to promote her newest album, Chromatica. And when we say a shitload, we mean a shitload. There’s Chromatica sweatpants, Chromatica socks, Chromatica mugs, Chromatica throw pillows, and even a Chromatica thong. There’s something for everyone… except us jockstrap-loving gays!



How much would you pay for a taste of RJ Danvers? Porn star membership sites may have given way to blogs and MySpace, and while dirty pics are given away free, dozens of stars are selling their dirty laundry. But sales ain’t what they used to be.













We’ve all seen the “I’ll clean your house in my underwear!” Craigslist ads, and one entrepreneur is collecting these guys, giving them Robin’s Egg Blue jockstraps and placing them inside the homes of old women.
What will those crazy gay graphic designers think of next?!









Sacha Baron Cohen, who lately only appears in public as Bruno, flew into the MTV Movie Awards this weekend wearing a pair of wings, a leather kilt and a jock strap — and quickly fell into Emiem’s lap face-first.




