We know that basically everyone reading this blog would take Zac Efron to pound town if given the chance, but how about his younger brother Dylan Efron? If you also happen to be thirsty for this celebrity bro, then you might wanna take a look at his Instagram where Dylan can be seen documenting his recent trip to Joshua Tree. …
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After our unhealthy obsession with season one of Down To Earth With Zac Efron, Zac Efron’s nature documentary series is back for season two on Netflix and the man is looking simply stunning at 35. Efron famously stated post-Baywatch that he would never have his ‘Baywatch abs’ again, but that certainly isn’t the case here. He’s looking like a freakin’ …
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It’s our first big Celebrity Saturdays post of 2022! For the year’s first roundup of must-see celebrity thirst traps, we’re serving up some hot photos from Zac Efron, Chris Hemsworth, Jared Leto, and even a balls-out pic from one of our favorite RuPaul’s Drag Race stars. Take a look below and be sure to let us know your celeb crush …
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We just told you about Liam Efron’s newest scene for BelAmi in our BelAmi Video Roundup from a couple of days ago. In the big dick bareback video, Liam is paired up with Danny Defoe for a nude photoshoot and an outdoor jackoff session that ends in both boys blowing some thick globs of cum all over themselves.
Hello, Brother Crush? I think I have a plotline you can use for one of your new scenes!
You know we love looking at some celebrity cock, so we’re super excited to bring you MrMan Minute! The boys over at MrMan are giving TheSword exclusive access to these hot, weekly updates where you can get all the latest information on every celebrity hunk that you can think of.
Zac Efron’s younger brother is out here shaking his stuff! Dylan Efron just shared a flaming hot video of him shaking his ass on Instagram and we couldn’t be more obsessed.
Zac Efron has always been hot as fuck, but the star looking a special type of way in his new Netflix show.
America’s favorite twink heartthrob morphed into a twunk a while ago, but now that he’s celebrating 31 years he’s older, wiser and hotter than ever, time to take another look at his birthday suit.
For the season premiere of the soft-core pornography outdoor-adventure series that will be NBC’s Running Wild With Bear Grylls, producers made sure to get Zac Efron as the guest star, and to get him and Bear shirtless together, tandem rappelling down a cliff like adventurous lovers.
Men of Montreal has found this buff, straight, French Canadian boy who could be Zac Efron’s older brother, or just Zac Efron after 8 to 10 years of binge drinking and a couple steroid cycles.
Obviously it was planned. And that shirt tore off him like it was velcro’d. But anyway, the entire gay internet just exploded with this.
A new trailer is making the rounds today for an upcoming Zac Efron vehicle (slated for January release which likely means it’s terrible) called That Awkward Moment. No matter how awful it turns out to be, it shall go down in history as the movie in which Zac took a Viagra and then had to pee horizontally into a toilet.
Because we’re all for mocking Perez and his misguided, publicity-mongering bitch fight with Will.i.am, please enjoy this bit of celebrity mockery c/o Funny or Die.
We at The Sword love Photoshopped fake nude shots of celebrities as much as the next gay, and these are especially convincing!
Once again, we have to give thanks for the internet, before which celebrity fandom was a just a bunch of silly teen mags and a few sad pen pal clubs where you could send away for autographed photos.
Newly ab-errific Zac Efron wants to be a serious actor, folks, and he doesn’t want to be known as “
that cute hearthrob who sings and dances,” so his people have just announced that he’s dropping out of the cast of the Footloose remake.
We’d be remiss if we didn’t make note of these photos of Zac and queen beard Vanessa Hudgens playing “couple” for the cameras on the beach in Hawai’i this weekend. Also, scroll down for some bonus still of Zac Efron showering in High School Musical 3.
Zac Efron just turned 21! This means he can now legally go out and drink and party with his buddies and make some discoveries about his sexuality.
Remember when Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears were dating and she was a virgin and he was respecting that, and then we found out that they’d been having sex all along and her vagina had fallen out and we were super surprised?
It’s no secret that Zac Efron is maybe, potentially, definitely, seriously, and/or actually a homosexual. Ever since he began serving gayface to a whole new generation of closeted tweens and the babysitting fag hags that love them in productions like High School Musical, Hairspray, and High School Musical 2 (need we highlight his genre-of-choice?) we’ve been furrowing our brows in his general direction with a “this oughta be good” choral refrain that would put any cast of Disney child slaves to shame. Hell, even the kid himself acknowledged how obvious it is in his interview with Details.
When a photo emerged on the web this very A.M. with startling composition of a shirtless Efron butterfly-kissing (and slurping his mouth all over) the face of another shirtless twink, self-congratulatory smirks stretched across gay faces like ours all over America. While it’s worth pointing out that the trucker-hat-wearing gay youth in question could very well, possibly be somebody else, we think anything that keeps this dialogue alive and fresh before Zac takes any further steps toward becoming Jared Leto is worth posting and scrutinizing until the Queen Latifahs come home. Without further ado… THE BIG GAY PHOTO!
Contentious presidential candidate and drag performer Hedda Lettuce is once again vying for sensational headlines in the blogosphere, and we at The Sword are happy to oblige. In consecutive blog posts yesterday and today, Ms. Lettuce suggested that teen heartthrob Efron was not in fact hospitalized for an appendectomy, as was publicized, but that “he went in and had his penis removed and replaced with a shiny new vagina. Or maybe they just freshened up his old vagina.”
Oh, Zac. Don’t be coy. We know there’s something you’re dying to come out and say – at least as soon as the current hype dies down and you’ve already done the rehab thing and maybe packed on a couple pounds and your agent’s desperate for a new angle. Is it such a stretch to suggest that someone starring in a High School Musical (or 2) could be a little, uh, bohemian?
After the jump, we molest a red carpet photo in search of evidence.
It’s officially Saturday and that means we’re back with another roundup of all the celebrity thirst traps you’ve been missing out on this week.
