The manager of one gay bar called C.C. Attle says that the police “have been in twice this week already making sure we’re not showing penis or pubic hair. It’s just ridiculous.” The manager of the Seattle Eagle says that he’s been showing hardcore porn there for six years, but when “the police come in and see two guys kissing, they freak out.”
Cops never bothered employees about porn until very recently. Now they’re paying visits as often as twice a week, citing antiporn regulations that prohibit the “display of erotic material.” We don’t see how grunty ass-fucking in a fake jail cell is “erotic,” so we call bullshit.
After all, several gay bar owners insist that they play gay porn is an important tactic for warning homophobes that they are not welcome inside. Plus, playing gay porn in bars is a great way to remind everyone inside that they’re not attractive, and neither is the guy they’re flirting with.
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1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.