See The Big Dick That Nintendo (Possibly) Wants Removed From The Internet

If you were hoping to see an ultra-realistic rendering of what a human Bowser penis looks like, then you’re in luck! If you were hoping to see a Nintendo-approved version of that human Bowser penis, then you might be shit outta luck!

3D adult modeler AkkoArcade took to social media this week to share that their digital illustration of a Bowser dick, entitled Bowser Standalone Prop, was the victim of a copywriter takedown notice. Screenshots posted by the artist show Patreon, the website that was hosting the penis image, informing them that “Nintendo of America Inc.” filed a copyright claim with the site that ultimately led to the Bowser cock being removed from their page.

In addition to a screenshot, AkkoArcade also posted a picture of the now-deleted Nintendo dick. The terrifying schlong is clearly inspired by Bowser and features bumps and heavy veins that are stylized to resemble the famous villain. The illustrated dong even has the character’s iconic spiked collar being used as a cock ring! Take a look below:

Now the big question – did the actual Nintendo company try to get this dick erased from the internet or did someone pretending to be Nintendo take action against this pointy cock?

Per DailyDot:

It remains unclear if a Nintendo of America employee spotted the lewd Bowser model out in the wild, if the company caught the post with a bot, or if a third-party pretended to file the DMCA notice on Nintendo’s behalf. “Theory has it, its just random people just claiming to be Nintendo,” AkkoArcade tweeted. “And Twitter and Patreon don’t really care.”

…The adult artist also stressed that it’s relatively easy for bad faith third parties to impersonate Nintendo and file copyright claims with social media companies, thus making the contemporary DMCA system easy to abuse.

“There is a bit of abusing when it comes to the copyright, like [on] Twitter and what not,” AkkoArcade told the Daily Dot. “And there isn’t anything like small users such as myself can do to fight it. Like I said, I don’t think it’s actually Nintendo [who filed the claim], but some nefarious user.”

While the jury is still out on if it was actually Nintendo that submitted this cease and desist letter to Patreon, we’re going to go ahead and assume that it’s just someone impersonating Nintendo.

I mean, Nintendo famously doesn’t like sexual content, but I’ve personally seen hoards or random XXX Nintendo fan art around the internet that’s been up for a long time. It’s a little weird that Nintendo would just decide to go after this one singular image. This takedown notice was probably just someone being a dick and sending out fake notices to get content removed for no reason!

So what do you think? Do you believe that it’s actually Nintendo that sent this takedown notice? Do you think it’s someone impersonating Nintendo? Do you think that Bowser’s big dick is hot? Would you use it as a dildo? Would you fuck Bowser? Who’d you rather: Bowser or Donkey Kong? Sound off in the comments below and head here to check out more video game porn.