Most of these images come from the endlessly amusing archives of Copyranter blog.
This ad comes from a French sushi restaurant that hands out free condoms to its customers. I think the implication is that if you have HIV, your sperm cells have skulls for heads. Sure; why not.
This Brazilian condom company likens protective sex to prison visits.
A train company begs people to visit London by presenting them with a yolky baked bean creampie.
Viagra will make your sperm combustible.
And finally, a condom campaign you might remember from last year suggests that we could attain world peace by ceasing to reproduce.
Did you come here looking for news? Here are some pictures of erect penises instead.
Based on how sad and alone their pictures make me feel, I'm awarding the gold medal in boyfriend self-portraits to Colin Quinn and Oisín Share from Manchester, England.
It turns out that 17-year-old "Hockey Kid Mikey" is really a 48-year-old man with a twisted hobby. This list of people he duped includes Outsports.com, Ben & Dave's Podcast, thousands of devoted readers...and me.
Polaroids are one of my favorite things. Bathhouses are another. Here are some never-before-seen candid images from a San Francisco bathhouse culture that would soon disappear.