Separated At Birth: Golden Gate’s Dale Cooper As “Scott Cox” Vs. San Francisco Supervisor Scott Wiener

Don’t adjust your monitors! While it might be hard to believe, I’m sorry to inform you that gay porn star Dale Cooper and San Francisco supervisor Scott Wiener are NOT the same person. They obviously look identical from the waist up in these photos, but here’s what Dale and Scott look like from the waist down:

Just kidding, I don’t have any Scott Wiener dick pics…yet.

If you want Wiener dick pics, you’ll need to turn to a different Weiner.

Here is this week’s preview of the new Golden Gate episode, in which Dale Cooper portrays a version of real-life politician Scott Wiener. It’s probably the most important episode of this season in terms of plot, but it’s also extremely important because you get to see JD Phoenix’s ass.


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13 thoughts on “Separated At Birth: <em>Golden Gate’s</em> Dale Cooper As “Scott Cox” Vs. San Francisco Supervisor Scott Wiener”

  1. I dont know if you are issuing a compliment with the “stupid, stupid” but yes you are right the bedroom eyes just bring the sexual image he portrays into full clarification; he does it well and has admiration from me as well.

    1. Make Them Eat It

      Oh, it is a compliment. Those peepers of his are so ridiculous (in good ways) to me as to provoke superficial anger. With a weirdo such as I, that is the highest compliment.

      JD reminds me of something I saw in a documentary about James Dean. One of the talking heads said something about that adorable, confused faggot (Dean) that his was the kind of beauty that really struck because from one angle he was ordinary looking, then he’d turn his head and–suddenly–he was the most beautiful thing you’d ever seen. And that constant shifting of perception made him (and his face, and his inner life) indelible.

      After all, it doesn’t matter how pretty a thing is. It matters what your experience of the pretty is.

      And, to bring it all home, JD seems to have an innate sense of how to bring his… whatever he has… across the lens and into an experience for the viewer. Me.

      Or I’m just over-thinking everything and need to take another nap.

      I ask YOU, morton kondracke!

  2. First know that I can not take twinks or twink porn; its like holy water to my sexual vampire. With that being said, JD Phoenix had a great ass, nice cock, very nice face, great skin, BEAUTIFUL (edible) butthole and not to mention that he plays to the camera better than almost any ANTM winner – full booty tooch in effect in every shot and he seems always aware of how his body looks and what angle his face is being caught at. He seems to be one of the few that surpasses his twink category and stands out just for being his nasty dirty yummy little self.

    1. Make Them Eat It

      Everything you said PLUS his stupid, stupid sleepy bedroom eyes = copious amounts of admiration from me.

      Him topping Jett Black was a delight.

  3. Scott is a total hottie. It’s so hot having sex with guys who are 6’5″ — when you stand up straight, there dick is already pretty much at mouth level.

  4. I actually find Weiner kinda hot and from what I remember hearing he did have a big cock or maybe I am daydreaming…Anyway I love love love JD Phoenix big time ! First saw him when they started clueing us into who was going to appear in the guys in sweatpants movies and I have been hooked since. I know he is not very old but I am so hooked from head to toe. Cannot get enough and thanks to nakedsword and cockyboys as of late he is all over the place ;) def want to see more. In the past couple of months Zach you have me hooked on him and Bryan Cole…damn you lol.

  5. Wow, Dale Cooper is SUCH a dreamboat. I mean, the face alone. And when he talks…Yes! And Scott isn’t so bad, either!

  6. We actually almost did get Wiener dick pics when that crazy asshole who is stalking Wiener for political reasons (is he one of the nudists? I don’t recall) went to have a piss in the same City Hall public bathroom, stood in the stall near Wiener and tried to take pictures. I seriously would have beaten him up. Scott W. is a better man than I am.
    Anyway, say what you want about his politics, Wiener is cute in a nerdy Jewish kind of way. I would.

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