Maybe I’ve been looking at Cocky Boys’ new exclusive Mason Star too much this week and my brain is more of a mess than it usually is, but I think he looks exactly like Darth Vader.
Not the old, gross Darth Vader, but the young, hot one. Specifically, the actor who played him, Hayden Christensen. They’re basically identical from the nose up (try and disagree, I dare you), and even their mouths are similar, though Hayden’s might look different with a dick or three in it.
Hayden Christensen’s movies are going direct to DVD (or worse, direct to pay-per-view cable) now, and Mason Star’s movies are going on Cocky Boys.