Well the season finale aired this week, and even though we’re still a few episodes behind on our TiVo, we’re pretty sure the blogs would have been abuzz by now if Ryan had revealed his peen. We’re sort of satisfied with the butt shots and his relentless shirtlessness throughout the show, but then we realized–OH, maybe we HAVE seen his cock by way of his long lost, larger, buffer twin brother, gay porn legend Ken Ryker!
Observe the following exhibits and tell us these two were not, in fact, separated at girth:
EXHIBIT A
EXHIBIT B
EXHIBIT C
EXHIBIT D
EXHIBIT E
EXHIBIT F
EXHIBIT G
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Watch the famed Ken Ryker in Big River and The Other Side of Aspen IV on NakedSword.
Oh hells yeah. Had crushes bad on both about ten years ago back when Ryan was Vinnie on Home & Away, the soap that Julian McMahon and Melissa George got their start on…
the resemblance is pretty uncanny! esp. Exhibit E… HOT