Well the season finale aired this week, and even though we’re still a few episodes behind on our TiVo, we’re pretty sure the blogs would have been abuzz by now if Ryan had revealed his peen. We’re sort of satisfied with the butt shots and his relentless shirtlessness throughout the show, but then we realized–OH, maybe we HAVE seen his cock by way of his long lost, larger, buffer twin brother, gay porn legend Ken Ryker!
Observe the following exhibits and tell us these two were not, in fact, separated at girth:
Screencap Sexpots: Thirsty for ‘True Blood’
Vampire Guy Goes Gay
Separated at Girth: Time Travel Edition
Separated at Girth: Ellen Degeneres Edition
Separated at Girth: Ryan Gosling Edition
Separated at Girth: Spencer Pratt Edition
UPDATE: Well hello, lawyer letter from Playgirl. In other news, Playgirl can afford a lawyer? Images removed.
The Homosexual Recruiter Association celebrates another success today now that former Menudo boy bander Angelo Garcia has done the yep-i'm-gay thing. And to celebrate, he's posing nude.