We noticed a spooky resemblance between Dark Alley maestro Matthias von Fistenburg and the last emperor of Russia, Czar Nicolas II. Maybe it’s the Eastern European ruggedness, the regal confidence, the stated desire to resist ideologues–we’re not sure. After Gaytanamo and Passio, perhaps it’s time von Fistenburg took on the Bolshevik Revolution. Except in this version instead of overthrowing Czar Nicholas, Lenin (played by Owen Hawk) could fist him. And then Nicholas fists Lenin. Then Lenin and Nicholas get fisted by Rasputin. Then the workers raise their fists and… well, you the gist. -Casey Ley
Behind the Scenes: Dark Alley Media
Separated at Girth: Ryan Gosling Edition
Separated at Girth: Vincent Cassel Edition
Separated at Girth: Ellen Degeneres Edition
Dark Alley Goes ‘Condom Free’ in Hawk Debut
It's an interview with Phillip Aubrey: porn star, Spencer Reed's boyfriend, burp fetishist.
The COLT superstars joined a protest in Rome against the Catholic Church in order to make the claim that gay people are not pedophiles. There was a chihuaha involved.
I feel sorry for people with fetishes that can never be realized in real life. Take this Flickr user, who has to make do with his giants fetish using Photoshop.
I'm not one for bragging about intellectual accomplishments (it's something I learned from, you know, graduating with honors from Brown University), but Conner Habib is justifiably excited about his blurb in a book written by Carl Sagan's son.