6. Kanye West’s ego, pre-Kardashian banging
7. Kanye West’s ego, post-Kardashian procreating
Seriously, though, do a lot of guys have fantasies about getting plowed by a steroid-y behemoth who left realistic body-image perception behind like five years ago? Like even Matthew Rush isn’t this big, though he has topped out at times with that neck that’s almost wider than his head. Because I don’t. A big guy with huge arms: hot. Zeb Atlas: belongs in a carnival.
Just in case he gives you a chub, check out his latest bit with Logan Vaughn below, or click over to High Performance Men.
Previously: GRUMPY OLD MAN ZEB ATLAS: “I NEED MY SLEEP”