During Matt’s interview with Glen, the manager of the unnamed club (Glen is also not his real name), he extolls the advantages of sex club sex, and romance — he met his partner of 14 years in a previous unlawful incarnation of the same club he now manages — over internet cruising:
“The Internet,” Glen says ominously, “is dangerous. We give condoms and lube. We promote safe sex. We have on-site HIV testing. Online you could meet an axe murderer. We get people out of the parks, out of the alleys, and out of the restrooms. We give them a safe place to come.”
If really pressed, we at Sword HQ would have to say that we like sex in parks, in clubs and in our own homes with anonymous sex partners all equally. But we will agree with Glen’s analysis that, at a sex club, “women are dick killers.” In fact, that’s going on our letterhead.
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The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.