Sexy Or Silly: Gay Porn Zombies

On the one hand, this new NextDoorBuddies scene features one of my favorite gay porn stars, Anthony Romero. On the other, he’s dead.

With all the sexy male costumes (football players, gladiators, cowboys, etc.), someone decided to have Anthony and Kevin Crows be zombies? Is the fake blood and fangs and contact lenses and devil horns too much of a distraction, or does it actually put you in the mood to jerk off? Hello, Anthony’s eyebrows? What is even going on?



[NextDoorBuddies: Kevin Crows Fucks Anthony Romero]

The fun(?) doesn’t end there, as Rod Daily’s site has a Halloween episode, too. He plays a demon/vampire/zombie, I guess?

But wait, there’s more!

Randy Blue has a zombie fuck fest live today as well. Thankfully, their models have sex out of costume:

[Randy Blue: Boys Night Out]

Have gay porn studios run out of ideas, or is all this zombie porn “just a coincidence”?
Who are some gay porn stars who could pass as actual zombies, even without make-up?
Why, with all this stunning creativity, isn’t the gay porn industry doing better?
What are u guyz going to be for Halloween??
What is your favorite Halloween candy?

44 thoughts on “Sexy Or Silly: Gay Porn Zombies”

  1. Nude Gingrich you kind of sound special. Honey look at the stills and look at candid photos or action videos of some of these guys dear and get back with us. Really? You haven’t seen anything homophobic? Well lets see, the videos of their models calling each other fags,their star performer asked to leave an event because he was making anti gay remarks that people could hear, and spreading AIDS rumors about talent that won’t work with you. Hmmm…..

  2. Silly costumes/ makeup are not the least bit arousing.

    And LOL @ Rod Daily w/ fangs. Do vampires steal sunless tanning lotion after hours?

  3. Oh… i don’t even care to try to defend myself on the other stuff so I’m not saying anything other than I am happy :) Sorry you are not. Btw… the we wonder why you as a gay man would work for NDS has already been used by that hot head Samuel Colt. Alex, how close are you to Samuel or Chris Porter? hum…

    1. Other than the fact that I think they deserve far more respect than the of NDS models, excluding Austin and Anthony and even you guys never really counted Paul Wagner, so him as well, I’m not friends with them.

      You are aware that seperate people can look at shit and know tthat is shit and it stinks. It isn’t difficult for two or more people to come to the same conclusions.

    2. washed up former porn star or not, its sad watching a (presumably) gay man defend the actions of the homophobic company he works for.

      How much do they pay you to be the marketing assistant or whatever it is you do in Santa Rosa, Tucker? $20k/year?

      Is it really worth selling yourself out for?

    3. Wait.. You are calling ME a hot head?!? LOL that is hilarious, I’m probably the least hot-headed person one could meet. But now you’ve really pissed me off, so watch out!!

      LOL just kidding, I could really care less about you or the company you work for.

  4. not that it matters in this day and age of rapid (uninformed) reaction, but the scene was actually two guys at a Halloween party fucking in a bathroom stall. It’s a pretty deep plot/character development piece so I could easily see how some may have missed the subtlety. I myself picked up on it when the first line was, “Man this party sucks!” but I’m also a fairly intuitive critic with a team of specialists monitoring this sort of thing around the clock.
    Again, not that it matters, just thought you all should know… we are monitoring the situation and can assure you there will be no ACTUAL zombies making the sex films on our watch. You are welcome.
    -Them with a capital T

    1. Uh, thanks, but the costumes are still ridiculous.

      And just so everyone knows, the person who left the above comment has an IP address from Santa Rosa (where NextDoor films).

        1. Miss Tucker Scott does earn her pay… but we have a lot of people in this office who happen to share an IP address so even if the IP address associated with someone in Santa Rosa were to be ours, doesn’t mean it was me. In this case Estelle, Alex, Allicide or however you spell it… you are wrong like most of your desperate attempts to act like you really know our business.

          1. I’m sure Zach would be happy to tell you that Estelle, Allicide, and myself are three different people and we DON’T share an IP address ( I’m sure) and probally not the same city or state (I don’t know). You however just told on yourself because Zach NEVER SAID it came from a NDS computer only that it came from the Santa Rosa area. You knew it had an NDS IP address.

            Don’t pretend like lots of people think Next Door is a shitty studio and that they don’t favor their straight boys. Many of us wonder how you as a gay man can work for such a homophobic company. I’ll bet you will be dying to tell ab out it after you get canned and NDS has proven it has no loyality to anyone except Cody Cummings.

          2. Actually… we never tried to hide anything. Since I started working for NDS back in February, I have made TONS of comments on TheSword.com right here from this computer and so has many of our staff. So I am not sure why you think that I cared if you knew my IP. Fact is, I did not post as “THE MAN”.

          3. You mean I don’t know about mind numbingly boring sex, photoshopped to death stills, homophobic, financially, criminally, mentally, and sexually unstable models, giving websites to overexposed models and calling them “exclusives” and watching them fail, using copyrighted music without getting permission to do so, exploiting a few models deaths for your own financial gain, and making up AIDS rumors about talent that won’t work with you. I do know that I’d rather watch Chaz Bono and Buck Angel bump clit dicks then have to look at another one of your assembly line boring scenes that cater to the self loathing and the tasteless.

            Sorry Miss Scott, I don’t see zombies, I see an overzealous tranny makeup artist that turned 4 hot guys into Joan Crawford circa the Mommie Dearest years.

          4. photoshopped to death? WTF are you talking about? Do you know what “photoshopped” means? And I have yet to see a single example of anything “homophobic” come from NDS. I don’t think you’re thinking of the right studio, man.

    2. ooooh no. he just said pretty deep plot/character development in conjunction with this scene. i heard that right? Look out GRAPES OF WRATH. we got zombie guys having sex! u can’t touch this!

      1. maybe they meant “hi, wanna fuck” for plot development though. that does give the character a much fuller experience. *yawn* but at least u tried to be creative. oh no..what are u gonna do on thanksgiving i wonder?

        1. oh and i do think that porn studios have run out of ideas.they stick with the tried and true cliche forumula marketing.who doesnt associate vampires/zombies with Halloween? it is okay. Hollywood is running out of movie ideas as well. That’s why you see Halloween part 87 come out. I mean it is porn and people have a hard time pushing the boundaries of those scenes without offending too much of their core audience or the talent or the porn company management itself.

  5. Let’s see…we have zombie tv series, zombie movies, zombie books, zombie videogames. YES…PLEASE we need more zombie stuff! and I can’t tell you the last time that I thought to myself when watching porn, “Gee..I wonder what zombies would look like naked while having sex?” Yes, they are trying to use imagination but the zombie thing has been pounded into the ground.

  6. So Zach, Those $35 dollar sign up bonuses that you get for pimping Next Door sites…Do you get to keep it all or do you have to split it with The Sword?

    Kidding. I love Anthony and Austin. Pimp them all you want. Just wish they weren’t with NDS.

    As for Kevin Crows, as long as he keeps his homophobic slurs to himself then he is at least one of the tolerable gay4payers.

    1. I agree on the Kevin Crows thing. he may be g4p but he’s definitely way more believable than the NDS g4p shit.

      He looks terrible in this video though. The makeup is just the worst and not sexy at all! and definitely would love to see him and Anthony get it on non-halloween themed!

  7. Isn't It Obvious

    Whenever porn tries to be serious it’s silly and horror porn is the silliest. Plus Paul Wagner is the least scary zombie ever, he’s just too cuddly.

  8. Good grief , they need a new make-up artist , this is dreadful. Kevin looks like a tranny and Anthony looks like he has two frozen turds stuck on his forehead .

    Ewww

  9. I’m a fan of both (Anthony Romero is AMAZING!) but I watched this once and deleted. It was just plain silly and the costumes were way too distracting.

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