Sorry, ugly girls!
All of you homely, fat, gross, or otherwise unattractive girls can kiss your pathetic dreams of dating Paddy O’Brian goodbye, as he’s finally revealing what many of us have suspected all along: He only dates SEXY GIRLS.
Here’s the interview that will break all of your fat, gross, and unsexy hearts, ladies. At around :50, Paddy “Sexy Girls Only” O’Brian tells his bro Paul Walker that he only dates “nice, sexy girls” in his personal life.
Let me know if he says anything else shocking, because I had to stop watching at that point. (Not because Paddy won’t date me but because I can’t understand a single thing he’s saying.)
ADDED: OK, OK, I went ahead and tried to watch a little more. At around 3:15, Paddy says he likes working with men who are smooth because it reminds him of being with girls who have smooth pussies. So, try and hang in there and watch that part, too. Sorry, HAIRY GIRLS!
AND: At around 6:15, Paddy recalls the time when somebody shit on his dick.