Siegfried and Roy: Still Closeted, Plotting Comeback

We’re glad Roy has recuperated and will soon return to bottoming for performing with his loyal partner Siegfried, and we’re sure the elderly of the greater Las Vegas region are practically crapping themselves at the possibility of seeing the pair alive and well again doing their tiger and pony show at the Mirage.  But seriously-and we don’t want to go out on a limb here-do they really have to use the same tiger?  We don’t want to live in a world where, like poor Roger Ebert, Siegfried has to fill Roy’s deceased shoes with some other name that doesn’t roll of the tongue quite so nicely.  “Siegfried and Mark” anyone?  “Siegfried and Rick”?

Siegfried & Roy to Make 1-Night Comeback (AP)

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