The bedroom-eyed fuckstud released an online pilot today for Rex, a TV show about Simon’s desperate attempts to garner some press. After Simon was stripped of his enviable MTV VJ gig five years ago after his infamous self-loving past surfaced, the hapless one-time porn star has floundered around in forgettable guest star roles and a failed rapping career.
But with a godly dick like Simon’s, it’s no wonder that friends like that whore Paris Hilton and the hot man collector Lance Bass have stuck around. Both celebs make amusing appearances in the pilot, which you have to “friend” on Facebook to watch in full. Below, a snippet. And when you’ve decided that it’s time to masturbate, head on over to Gay Porn Blog for his hardcore portfolio.
Resurrecting Simon Rex (Queer Porn Nation)
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His voice will give you nightmares, but his body will give you wet dreams. Video of Reese Rideout expressing his love for bananas below.
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The abmazing top stud porn star filmed himself getting a new tattoo on his hand that reads, "P-O-W-E-R F-U-C-K." Subtle, yes, but that's what tattoos are all about.
God bless our troops. I want to eat them all. Here's a soldier in Afghanistan licking his medic's foot for $20.