Somebody on Tumblr is doing the Lord’s work and collecting every image of a naked guy they can possibly find in which said guy is reading, or holding a book over his junk. It’s doubly hot if you are both a) into men, and b) a nerd.
It’s called Eat a Bowl of Well-Read Dick.
Please observe some great examples of their work, including a couple of appearances by porn stars, Max Ryder, and Colby Keller. Because yes, we KNOW. Colby reads.