The writer’s slutty fetish-escort existence puts him on the fringes of gay life. But as far as he’s concerned, it’s just life. The stories are twisted but the storytelling is matter-of-fact, and we dig it.
In one characteristic entry titled “Smear,” he describes a client with a scat fetish:
He didn’t use any lube, but that was ok because feces is a surprisingly effective lube … After wiping a little shit on my ass, he dug a couple of fingers up my butt. A little at a time he made tribal shit marks on his chest and legs and even his face. It was actually pretty artistic and he asked me to take pics of him. I only spent about 45 minutes with him and neither of us shot our load, but he seemed to have a great time.
Yup, pretty disgusting. But Gay Escort has something to teach us, too! Have you ever wondered about the interview process for a hooker hired to serve a party of 12 guests?
Then he asked me a billion questions. Was I able to get fisted (yes), did I do drugs (no), did I mind if the guys there smoked pot (no), did I bareback (no), could I get fucked for more than two hours (yes!), what was my routine for cleaning my ass (fiber and water), could I get double fucked (yes), could I stay hard while I got fucked (yes), would I be willing to wear a mask (yes), handcuffs (not the first time), could I give him any references (are you serious? yeah I guess).
Plus, he offers advice on everything from taking a load of piss in the ole’ hole to approaching another escort when a client wants a threesome. An excellent primer on the hooking arts, all told.
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.