The writer’s slutty fetish-escort existence puts him on the fringes of gay life. But as far as he’s concerned, it’s just life. The stories are twisted but the storytelling is matter-of-fact, and we dig it.

In one characteristic entry titled “Smear,” he describes a client with a scat fetish:

He didn’t use any lube, but that was ok because feces is a surprisingly effective lube … After wiping a little shit on my ass, he dug a couple of fingers up my butt. A little at a time he made tribal shit marks on his chest and legs and even his face. It was actually pretty artistic and he asked me to take pics of him. I only spent about 45 minutes with him and neither of us shot our load, but he seemed to have a great time.

Yup, pretty disgusting. But Gay Escort has something to teach us, too! Have you ever wondered about the interview process for a hooker hired to serve a party of 12 guests?

Then he asked me a billion questions. Was I able to get fisted (yes), did I do drugs (no), did I mind if the guys there smoked pot (no), did I bareback (no), could I get fucked for more than two hours (yes!), what was my routine for cleaning my ass (fiber and water), could I get double fucked (yes), could I stay hard while I got fucked (yes), would I be willing to wear a mask (yes), handcuffs (not the first time), could I give him any references (are you serious? yeah I guess).

Plus, he offers advice on everything from taking a load of piss in the ole’ hole to approaching another escort when a client wants a threesome.  An excellent primer on the hooking arts, all told.

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