1. Bryan Storey
This sexy bitch is Hot Prison Pals’ 2009 Inmate of the year. He’s stuck in an Alabama prison for life after committing some murders (naughty naughty!), and he’s lonely. “I feel this need to find someone to share my thoughts and ideas with,” Bryan writes.
Here we go! A gay guy! David is a “straight-acting” 28-year-old who enjoys yoga and meditation. He likes “bearish, hairy” men who are grounded and caring, preferably older. If you’re too young now, don’t fret — you’ll be plenty older by the time David is released for DUI manslaughter charges in 2019.
5. Carlton Sims
“May God shower your life with blessings for such a kind heart,” Carlton writes. “Let’s just take a walk together through the garden and just enjoy smelling the pleasure of the flowers as we enjoy each others company.” We’ll take a walk with you, Carlton, but only if you promise to wear the spandex hot pants from your photo.
It's an interview with Phillip Aubrey: porn star, Spencer Reed's boyfriend, burp fetishist.
The COLT superstars joined a protest in Rome against the Catholic Church in order to make the claim that gay people are not pedophiles. There was a chihuaha involved.
I feel sorry for people with fetishes that can never be realized in real life. Take this Flickr user, who has to make do with his giants fetish using Photoshop.
I'm not one for bragging about intellectual accomplishments (it's something I learned from, you know, graduating with honors from Brown University), but Conner Habib is justifiably excited about his blurb in a book written by Carl Sagan's son.