Well, that’s where The Sword comes in: We give you, Seth Rudetsky. Seth is faggot enough for all of us, really. He puts the F and both Gs in the word, gentlemen, and we love him for it. He is a Broadway radio show host on Sirius satellite radio, he was the vocal coach on MTV’s Legally Blonde: The Search for the Next Elle Woods, and he writes a blog, called Seth’s Sassy Blog, in which he really lets his gay light shine several times a week.
He alerts us whenever Kristin Chenoweth shows up on Youtube, and he curates other video hilarities, like this character Miranda who sings “Dance 10, Looks 3” without using the words “tits” or “ass.” Whether he’s deconstructing the singing styles of Audra MacDonald and Patti Lupone, or spoofing the MTV reality show with Legally Brown: The Search for the Next Piragua Guy [for In the Heights], Seth proves constantly that no matter how hard we try, or how much dick we suck, we will never, ever reach such great heights of gaiety as die-hard show-mos like him do every day.
Please enjoy the following stage performance of Seth with pal Jack Plotnick doing a number that got them fired in Vegas.
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Seth’s Sassy Blog (Seth Rudetsky, Official Site)
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.