Our new favorite site — second only, maybe, to FML (Fuck My Life) — is this similar-style, short-form, user-submitted content site in which people send in funny texts they received, along with an area code: Texts From Last Night.
Below, a few recent highlights:
(415): Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
(312): How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
(617): I am puke
(336): I don’t make mistakes…just understandable bad choices.
(202): if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
(650): oh no, I think we did it in the ‘front asshole’
(781): Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
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