The site Mingle22 just launched this very JK! zombie dating site called ZombieHarmony where users can choose from “slow-moving,” “fast-moving,” and “immobile” options in a partner, as well as number of intact limbs and interests (gnawing, lumbering, and groaning).
There are also a couple of (un)funny testimonials and some fake profiles (“I’ve got one eye, half a torso and a whole lot of heart!”). It’s not really as funny as that ‘Gay Zombie’ trailer we loved so much.
The site is just a fake front and not really clickable, but it did lead us to discover Mingle22‘s blog, where they posted a handy quiz on sexual positions using illustrative photos of a couple of adrogenous action figures. As you’ll see, most of the positions–with the exception of Missionary–are equally applicable for the gays, and in the case of Cowgirl and Rodeo, you have the equivalent names Cowboy and Reverse Cowboy–which of course is not to be confused with the Diesel Washington-conceived Bully. Anyway, take the quiz. You might learn something.
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