Forgive me for not keeping up with Big Brother Canada, or Canada in general, but this season they had an incredibly hot, secretly gay housemate on the show named Kenny Brain. He’s a model and bartender in Montreal in real life, and did I mention he’s stupidly fucking hot? And now we have nude photos.
Basically if James Jamesson and Matthew Barney had a baby, he would look like Kenny Brain. Gay and female viewers across Canada, and the interwebs, have been drooling over Kenny and his abs and auburn beard for months now. He’s got a fantastic body, clippered body hair, blue eyes, a cute haircut, a beautiful cock, and he loved to run around in his underwear. A lot. In fact, all he ever seemed to be doing was working out or lolling about his briefs. This was clearly part of his gameplaying strategy, to intimate the other guys and turn the female housemates on.
Brain was open about his sexuality for the confessional cameras, but he kept it a secret from all but one of the housemates for most of his time on the show because he felt it would work to his disadvantage to be open about it. He just got booted out, along with his ally Sarah, last week, and he had this to say about staying in the closet to the housemates:
When it comes to this specific situation, it is a game, it is a world unto itself. When you go into the house, a lot of people create characters… Just because I never came out with who I am, my sexual preferences, doesn’t mean I’m ashamed of it and want to hide it. It just left avenues open that could use to possibly advance myself in the game. Once I realized that it carried no weight in the game I was playing and that it wouldn’t harm my place in the game, that’s when I knew that I wanted to come out. I wanted to show people that you don’t’ need to hide who you are to advance yourself. I am glad I got a chance to do that before I left.
Anyway, the big news today is that two nude photos have leaked, via Grindr (obviously), showing a fit and more recently shaved Kenny with a much shorter beard, but with several identifying tattoos to prove it’s him. One of them, the Japanese kanji on his lower abdomen, directly above that fat cock of his, means “big.”
You can follow him on Instagram here.
Below, my 21 favorite gifs and 16 favorite photos of him, including a couple that he shot for a Montreal leather store. May he please, please find his way to Men of Montreal immediately.
Are you doing this yet?
OMfg so hot. Even he has to laugh about it.
Now, you’ve been very patient.
Here’s his ass.
And…. Here is the dick. Try not to pass out.
CAN YOU HEAR ME, KENNY??? DO NOT ARGUE. YOU MUST DO PORN.