The first scene from Men.com’s laughable but possibly hot Star Wars porn parody, which is just called Star Wars, comes out Christmas Day, and we now have the preview clip and scene stills.
It features Luke Adams as Luke (obviously), and Jessy Ares with a little extra white painted in his hair as Obi-Wan Kenobi, in a touching scene in which Obi-Wan gives Luke his “legacy,” his father’s light saber, and then fucks him in the ass before sending him out into the world.
As we saw earlier, Luke is also going to get gangbanged by a bunch of stormtroopers before this is all over, but you’ll have to wait for mid-January for that. Part 2 and Part 3, the trailers for which you can see below, show Luke first getting plowed by Han Solo (Dennis West), and then Han getting fucked by Vader while some stormtroopers watch.
And no, they aren’t saying who’s behind the Vader mask. They’ve even set up a model page for him, which, incidentally, says he prefers to bottom. But we can probably identify him by his dick.
First, here’s Part 1.
In Part 2, which gets released New Year’s Day, Luke continues bottoming his way across the gaylaxy [sic] and gets fucked by Han Solo. There are even CGI spaceships which appear to be docked in LA Harbor? Long Beach maybe?
Then in Part 3 (out Jan. 9) we get a better look at Vader, who’s voice is obscured and who stays fully masked and costumed while he fucks Dennis/Han. But that cock… haven’t I seen this uncut cock somewhere, with the clipped/recently shaved pubes that are dark in color?
I’m going to bet right now that is new Men.com exclusive Diego Sans under the Vader gear, just by his cock. Feel free to tell me different.
The dick is definitely too big to belong to Vadim Black and too small to belong to Rafael Alencar…