Hot, fashion-model-faced porn stud Vance Crawford appears in two new scenes for Men.com this week. In one, he’s a top in an orgy in which the adorable Duncan Black gets fucked every which way and cummed on by four guys. In another, he’s the bottom getting fucked by Tom Faulk on a bathroom sink.
But the scenes only raise some questions for us about the undeniably sexy Vance, and about what they were trying to go for here, mood-wise.
Question #1: Toothbrushes?
The loose premise, because it’s the Big Dicks at School brand, of College John Part 1, is that Tom and Vance run into each other in the dorm bathroom and Vance just drops to his knees. But first they’re forced to pose like this. Acting, folks. Acting! Oh, but Vance, I think you’re doing it wrong.
Question #3: Does Vance Enjoy Bottoming?
You be the judge. (And yes, he is straight.)
Question #3: What happened to Tom’s leg?
Just to focus on Tom for a second, what the fuck is up with those scratches on his leg? Did his girlfriend get too aggressive with those talons of hers? Was he in a knife fight with a midget? Please advise.
Question #4: How long ago were these scenes shot?
Let’s just compare Vance’s albeit fine torso to what it looked like in the Cheaters shoot a couple months back. He went from skinny to totally ripped somewhere in there, or at least his pecs and arms look way more defined in Cheaters. Observe:
Question #5: Why the classroom?
This is for the Jizz Orgy scene, called The Calendar Shoot, and I guess they’re supposed to be nude modeling for some kind of calendar? Behind, like, desks? It’s another why-bother moment, premise-wise, but yes, dick sucking commences quickly.
Question #6: Oh god! Where’d Vance’s penis go?!?!
Question #7: Oh phew. There it is. But why is Duncan giving it the side-eye?
Question #8: Does it taste good?
[Big Dicks at School: College John Part 1]
[Jizz Orgy: The Calendar Shoot]
Vance Crawford looks incredible in these photos and clip. My only beef is why there seems to be more models who don’t manscape their asses? I find nothing appealing at all about hairy asses, in fact it is a major turn off for most gay men and straight women alike.
I’m gay.
I like guys.
Guys have hairy cracks
The women can have their tanorexic manscaped metrosexuals.
Waybig’s interview says he got those scratches from a biking accident.
i read on another blog that tom faulk got those scratches from mountain biking.
Omg where are the TRUE GAY PORN ACTORS, coz whenever I read an article in every blog sites was all starred by gay for pay men. This is disappointing to know how hungry we are for these straight guys that in reality disgusted to us. So sad so sad.
The marks look like he repeatedly walked by something with a protrusion of some sort that was awkwardly placed (such as if you’ve ever have a stupid leg on your bed that you repeatedly stubbed your toe against because it was in the place where your foot always landed when you stood there).
That’s the super-boring and probable answer.
(Tom looks great btw. Better than ever.)