Maybe you guys have already heard of it (y’all are some sick fucks), but it is new to me. At least, the term itself is. I got lost down a YouTube hole this morning, and it eventually led me to a video of a man throwing pies and then dumping syrup on another man, who happened to be naked. The technical term for this is “gunging” (because “throwing a pie at a sexy bro” takes too long to say and/or type), and here are some videos.
The gunging aficionado who seems to have produced the most content (you can actually download entire videos for like $10) is this guy from Uppercrust Films, but did you also know there is a site called GungeLads.com? There is. I’ve never been into fetish porn of any type, but if there were ever one I could get into, this would be it. (Because of the pie.)
“Pouring any thick, sticky liquid over your body – particularly food items such as syrup, beaten eggs, pudding, chocolate sauce, etc. – then performing a sexual act either alone or with another person.”
Unfortunately, I don’t think gunging is for me because I’d be too distracted by all the delicious high fructose corn syrup! Also, I don’t think gunging is for me because it’s fucking ridiculous. The only thing that is possibly stupider is people who are into balloons, a.k.a. “looners” (a.k.a., “get a life”). That being said, the guys are hot and I would lick them clean!!! (I’m single, btw.)
I looked at a bunch of different models from Uppercrust, and I think this is the only well known gay porn star used on the site. It’s Kelly Taylor (no, not that one) from NextDoorBuddies. He looks different without all that pudding! Mmmm…pudding…
[NextDoorBuddies: Kelly Taylor]