After serving his best fuck-me face in some bulgy briefs, the fuckable 25-year-old told Romeo Mag said that he wanted to be a role model and praised the owner of Napoli, his new Italian soccer team. Said owner, Aurelio De Laurentis, then returned the favor by scolding Jesus and telling reporters that the photo shoot “violated the club’s image rights, which are the exclusive property of Napoli.”
The scandal comes just weeks after a team owner in neighboring France was accused of hiring only hot players to benefit the team’s infamous Dieux du Stade calendar. Italian sports blogs are predicting that Jesus will be fined as a result of the disgusting and sinful spread below.
And here’s what Jesus looks like when his nipples are covered:
Below: "The Long Stroke," the cable news spoof, the candid photos, your new favorite euphemism and the great Christian retreat.
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