Italian beach bans children after dozens of dildos wash ashore.
Volunteers of the Licola Mare Clean Association are tasked with making sure Italian beaches are as clean as possible.
As one volunteer recounted after the event, “When we saw them we stated to laugh because we could not do anything else.” Except maybe take them home for a test drive. Does the five-second rule still apply here?
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Or, back to our regularly scheduled pornography
Curiously, this portion of the beach backs up to Madonna’s villa.