If you’ve ever wanted to know what it takes to get Colby Keller to want to fuck you, watch his new Manhunt sex advice vlog below.
Bad news for all you humorless idiots: Colby Keller will not fuck you. Then again, if this is only about your online persona, you could always fake your intelligence and steal someone else’s jokes in order to initially catch his attention. Then if you are hot enough (you’re not) when Colby finally meets you IRL, maybe he will be distracted by your hotness (he won’t be) and he’ll fuck you anyway and not realize how much of a boring asshole you are?
Or, you could just be hot and smart gay porn star Dale Cooper, who gets to fuck Colby Keller without having to impress him on the internet first.
[BigDicksAtSchool.com: Colby Keller Fucks Dale Cooper]