Hey guys, straight porn superstar Van Nailen here. First of all, I’m extremely sorry to report that due to the recent syphilis outbreak in the straight porn industry, I will not be shooting any porn for the foreseeable future.
Second of all, I don’t know who exactly is responsible for the recent spreading of the disease down here in L.A. (I actually live in Riverside), but I have some guesses.
Everyone knows that syphilis is mainly spread within the gay community, so those crossover male porn stars who go from straight to gay to straight porn are most likely to blame for the current outbreak in straight porn (why there’s no syphilis being reported among gay porn studios, I don’t know—blame the homosexually-controlled liberal media, I guess). At any rate, as I stated in my first op-ed here on The Sword, my aim is to be a voice for the disenfranchised, and that applies to every straight male porn star even if he’s a crossover star, so I’m not here to point the finger at anyone. I’m just sayin’, if a straight male has syphilis, it can always be traced back to a gay. That’s the price you pay for being a gay-for-payer.
Since I’m not able to film while everyone gets re-tested (all of my tests came back negative, in case you’re wondering) and all the studios are shut down, do the right thing and help me out by purchasing something from my Amazon Wish List. Thanks, ya lousy fruits.