Hey guys, straight porn superstar Van Nailen here. First of all, I’m extremely sorry to report that due to the recent syphilis outbreak in the straight porn industry, I will not be shooting any porn for the foreseeable future.
Second of all, I don’t know who exactly is responsible for the recent spreading of the disease down here in L.A. (I actually live in Riverside), but I have some guesses.
Everyone knows that syphilis is mainly spread within the gay community, so those crossover male porn stars who go from straight to gay to straight porn are most likely to blame for the current outbreak in straight porn (why there’s no syphilis being reported among gay porn studios, I don’t know—blame the homosexually-controlled liberal media, I guess). At any rate, as I stated in my first op-ed here on The Sword, my aim is to be a voice for the disenfranchised, and that applies to every straight male porn star even if he’s a crossover star, so I’m not here to point the finger at anyone. I’m just sayin’, if a straight male has syphilis, it can always be traced back to a gay. That’s the price you pay for being a gay-for-payer.
Since I’m not able to film while everyone gets re-tested (all of my tests came back negative, in case you’re wondering) and all the studios are shut down, do the right thing and help me out by purchasing something from my Amazon Wish List. Thanks, ya lousy fruits.
-Van
I love the Van Nailen series!
I really hope this guy Van asshole get the Syphilis virus because this fool really deserve it in every way possible.He’s more than a pain in the ass he is much worst? the only way this freak can get women to have sex with is, throu str8-porn because on the streets he wouldn’t even get a second look from them.And yes it is being reported on some porn blogs that Mr.Marcus is the one responsible for the outbreak,whether that is true or not time will tell? you will just have wait and see how things work out.
Syphilis is a spirochete bacterium (Treponima pallidum ssp. pallidum), not a virus. But yes, this guy (if he exists) is an asshole.
Didn’t they say Mr. Marcus of straight porn was on of the people that have/spread it?
Very funny. In every sense.
In the eighties and nineties I could still see this guy being able to perform in straight porn, but times have changed and there is a new (much better looking) crop of male performers on the straight side. Yeah, there is a couple uglies here and there, but overall they put their forebears to shame. I doubt Van Nailen(if he really exist)would actually get very much work, so I don’t think he has anything to worry about with this syphillis outbreak.
Instead to be ” a voice to the disenfranchised ” what about a jump from the Golden Gate, Van ?
This is inappropriate given the current state of affairs. People are suffering from a potentially fatal disease and this guy is on here trying to make stupid jokes about the situation, not to mention gays? Offensive and cruel.
…. there was an upside to a syphilis outbreak ?? I hope you got the beefaroni I sent your way. You’ve got to keep that HOT bod of yours during this ‘down time’.
… Leave this man alone : (