‘Sorry I Gotta Do This To You, Man,’ Says Straight Jock As He’s About to Penetrate Another Straight Jock

When I did that list of things that straight guys say to each other before having gay sex for money last week, I left out a very important one, which just so happens to be included in the outtake reel from GayHoopla’s pretty hot flip-fuck scene with Max Summerfield and Jeff Niels.

No doubt these are both drool-worthy porn models, and this time around GayHoopla decides to try some dialogue out. Jeff and Max share an outdoor shower, during which Jeff decides to kiss Max, and Max pretends this wasn’t part of the script.

Because they both have rock-hard bodies and semi-erect, soapy dicks, this part of the scene really works for me, I gotta say. Then they fuck each other, and it definitely looks like two straight guys fucking each other! Best line, from Jeff: “Think I’m gonna bust.”

This was one of four scenes that GayHoopla shot in a rented house that they started teasing us with way the fuck back in April. And this was apparently the day that Max Summerfield lost his anal virginity — his mango — and I, for one, believe them.

They even include a behind-the-scenes moment at the end of the teaser in which Jeff says, right before sticking it to Max doggy-style, “Sorry I gotta do this to you, man.”

And that should be #12 on our list. Of course that, also, might have been scripted.

The next question for our poll below: Who do you think liked the dick up their ass better?


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[GayHoopla: Jeff Niels and Max Summerfield]

Previously: GAYHOOPLA TAKES THE ANAL VIRGINITY OF FOUR HOT STRAIGHT GUYS, INCLUDING THIS ONE

23 thoughts on “‘Sorry I Gotta Do This To You, Man,’ Says Straight Jock As He’s About to Penetrate Another Straight Jock”

  1. The problem with these are the old gay men who pamphered these g4p models. Who would always defend them by saying “No problem for us if they were g4p as long as they’re good performer” WTF really? I think they have forgotten the importance to see real gay here and this industry should help or feed aspiring gay models and not straight snakes instead.

    1. We know better than the young one’s who don’t want to be “labeled,” have their cake and eat it too w/o the risk of loss of “hetero” privilege or the questioning of their masculinity, or outright called a fag! And it is the “gay old men”/porn makers/owner, cock suckers/bottoms SNAKES who make a living at exploiting the egos/vanity of guys who love dick more than vagina, getting a better blow job, and a dick up the ass/PROSTATE AND SOME FAST DOLLARS!

  2. Disclaimer: Never knew of this “Gayhoopla” site before discovering this blog.

    Just read the synopsis of the scene. When the performers aren’t, from their own admission, not gay or bi, I object, as I often do, to the phrase “gay sex.” Gay is a sociopoliticalcultural identity (empowerment) not a sexual orientation or in this case a performed sex act that has zero passion, acted out or otherwise. Two 15-year-old, hetero males show more passion in a wrestling match than these seemingly nice, young men!

    “Clearly they enjoyed it enough to come back for much more.” I would describe the scene as homo-performed sexual activity done for money they “enjoyed!”

    “I think this particular scene was special to see to young men, enjoying something new in their lives they’d never expected to happen.” GOD, NO!!!

    1. Gay is the definition of sexual orientation. The problem is they want to make G4$ an additional s.o. How’s LGBT$ community sound?

  3. Please stop making so much Hoopla over hoopla. The site is nothing compared to all the others and so homophobic.

  4. A snarky critic once reviewed the remake of ‘Swept Away’ and noted that one could tell that Madonna’s performance was crap just by looking at the still photos. Similarly, you can plainly see that both guys hate sucking dick in these photos.

  5. It didn’t really show penetration for either guy so, I can’t really answer the poll. But, Jeff faked it the best.

    1. Word. You don’t “gotta” have gay sex for money when you are emphatically not gay. If you “gotta” apologize for being a GFP porn actor, apologize to anyone who happens to watch your video – they’re the ones who deserve it. Apologize for being a poor substitute. What a douche factory.

      1. There’s something self-loathing about gay/”bi” males who, I assume, enjoy watching and hearing this type of what appears to me to be painful, going through the motions a hetero-wife is known to do to please her pathetic husband so she can sleep, get a few bucks for shopping for home essentials; non-creative “sex” talk, and rather pathetic of the “straight” guy who “perform” this choreography, supposedly “for the money.” What a waste since both guys are physically attractive.

        1. I totally agree. I was reading the article and cringing. To me it’s just disgusting, unnatural and weird to see straight guys do this when it’s apparent they’re not into it. That’s why a lot of times I find my self watching straight porn, just for the chemistry, which is rarely existent in gay porn.

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